Disappointment the Vampire

I am among the greatest to live and die and live again. There is yet to be another as intelligent, eloquent or fashionable as I.

I am a conqueror of lands, leader of civiliztions and a soft autumn.

So, in the interest of educating the ignorant, ugly masses, I present this wesbite; this is for you, lowly creatures, who thirst for a drink of inspiration.